If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
Myna Bird Holds Conversation in Japanese This amazing bird mimics Japanese with uncanny skill. The boys at Rocket News were kind enough to provide a translation.
Abe-chan: Good morning! Owner: Good morning to you. Abe-chan: I’m a good boy, aren’t I? Owner: You sure are. Abe-chan, I’m going out. Can you look after the house? Abe-chan: Sure. Owner: Really? You’re amazing. Be good, Abe-chan. Abe-chan: OK, I will.